unLucky # se7en

i am the goose

Here are seven things that rub me the wrong way:

#1 Being accused of something i didn't do-this is an old one and at one time the only thing that would ever push my buttons to meltdown. Now it doesn't really bother me much. If people want to waste their time making horror stories about someone else then that's their problem. Quite frankly there's alot more productive things to invest time in. There's education, god, art, leisure, exploration. But no, some people just get a kick of putting others down or diluting their blame by attaching it to others. It's our alpha instinct, what's dragging us down from coherent evolution, that engrained immaturity of either not taking responsability or just wanting to make life difficult for someone else for no particular reason other than the fact it gives us a sense of satisfaction, a sense of control. People that do this are already fit for the role of politician. The mask already fits, all they need is a fancy (red) tie to go with the expensive cologne and flat ironed suit put twice in the washer to get rid of all that spaghetti sauce they spilled on it the night before. ARDVArk! What's worse is the people who in their ignorance or quest for newest cheese believe the bullshit. I got over this peeve a year and a month ago exact when i said to myself "WHO CARES." Oh the drama. THis could go on for pages and pages and pages and i'm sure we all have an experience like this. Just goes to show that #1 people are capable of saying whatever they want to further their delusions and #2 there's always someone out there to believe them and reinforce their delusions. Anyways...

#2 Abuse of Authority > mainly by policemen politicians clergy and bouncers. I don't know who told these people that being in a position of influence, a position with the potential to do sooo much good and help the world and it's people progress is an avenue through which to relentlessly pursue personal agendas at the expense of every penny, moral and value. But whoever did, man, whoever did needs to find the nearest cucumber and stick it in their mouth. Maybe it's just human nature. Maybe it makes us feel important to tell people what to do. Maybe it makes us feel smart, intelligent like none other than Jehova himself is looking over our shoulder because we are blessed man, it is our show, and we're running it. Crackshit. That's nothing more than a porky ego whose eaten one too many big macs talking. That same ego that's responsible for war for wanting revenge instead of reconciliation for hosing around that false sense of importance and trying to sustain it with every vice capable of being justified by their tiny little pea brains. Abuse of Authority, you suck. And those who abuse it, those who have the chance to set a good example for our suggestive society, but rather chase every thoughtless impulse to satisfy every greedy whim, you suck even more. Ten CC's of bad karma to you.

#3 Television. Loud Television. News channels and talk shows and commercials and reality in a box and ten ways to shop for shoes and the stock market's on a rollercoaster whirlwind and repent for the end is near and ice cream is good for you and ice cream is bad for you and this is what a breast implant looks like and we don't know how to act and please watch me watch me no watch ME all night long yes turn me on baby turn me on keep those eyes fixed forget about living all you need is right here on channel seven eleven ha ha hee hee and ho hum the grinch stole my eyesight the sky is collapsing two black holes just merged near jupiter and in seconds its all gonna be sucked in into oblivion but who cares, the roses are about to be disbursed! Who will win? Tune in next week to find out. On a side note i do enjoy the discovery channel once in a while (especially when they talk about lava) and south park is always great.

#4 GOSSIP

#5 There must be a rat in the refrigerator because half my white chocolate macadamian cookie dough is missing. It's a clever rat too because instead of just taking one whole cookie it snags a little cookie dough from each ration to make the damage look less than it actually is. Unfortunately it does this so many times that all the cookies have been reduced to the size of a pinkie nail. Clever rat you. Clever. Clever. You've outsmarted me mr. smarty pants.

Ummm i don't really dislike alot of things. Even things that are bad are good in a way. They keep life provocative. But if there absolutely must be a number six and a number seven.

#6 being misunderstood- this happens alot. people think i mean certain things when i in fact don't. i guess people will ultimately think what they want to think of me and the most convenient thought is that which most fits their schemata of the way thing are. They'll only look at the aspects of my personality that correspond to their ideas of me at the expense of everything else. How can we have a sincere understanding of something when things are taken completely out of context. oh it doesn't bother me. it's all an illusion anyways. the world is just one big exercise in misunderstanding. Every one wants to have a voice but no one wants to listen.

#7 driving in Miami- no explanation needed here

Ah well that was spontaneously fun. It's nice to purge once in a while. Now realize alot of these things aren't applicable anymore, they are just things that my personality inevitably clashes with and they are all based on previous experiences of which sporadically appear or will appear in my writings to come. Sooo who gets tagged? Hmmmm. How about the proximate causes of #2: president George Dubya Bush, Officer Boothby and Monseignor Jude Odoroughty. Lets see what tix them off...