Vandellia cirrhosa


aka- "el Carnero"

NOTE: you will not find any of these in Crescent Beach

...I promise...
No, i swear.
Now, why am i so confident in that assertion?

Simple. There is a dusty article in the archives of the Cheshire Meorial Library. One of the locals found it while searching for a jug of invisible ink to write about the cat in the clouds. Well, he wasn't really a local, not yet at least. He was a wannabe, but we'll overlook that fact for the time being. What's important now is the article. The relevant part goes as follows:

Dr. Schmidt, that bastard, in an attempt to thrawrt the delicate ecosystem of Crescent Beach (and eventually the entire State of Nirvana) ferried in a rare species of fish that would've proven disasterous for the environment. Fortunately, the ecosystem would have nothing to do with Dr. Schmidts bastardieties. The fish, a relative of the vampire, normally attaches its fangs to the gills of unsuspecting freshwater bass. It has, however, been rumored to attack the human species in a grotesque almost fiendish manner. Had Bastard Schmidt succeeded in releasing the butcher fish into Crescent Beach's rivers, the children, who frequently baptize themselves in the rivers, wouldv'e been piling up in Dr. Angela Weise's empty waiting room. What the bastard didn't count on was that Crescent Beach's rivers flowed not with water, but with cherry hot lava. Needless to say the plan backfired. Moments after release, the butcher fish, seconds from catching on fire, jumped out of the river basin and into Dr. Schmidts ear canal. In a panic it bored deep into the bastard doctor's brain leaving him with the mental capacity of a four year old retard. The children were safe and it was the bastard who eventually landed in Dr. Angela Weise's waiting room. He was her second patient. Her first patient was Ed.

See?
You will not find any of these in Crescent Beach