A Brief History of Time

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10 years ago... I played lazer tag for my 12th birthday. They brought out an ice cream cake and sung me Happy Birthday. I love Ice cream cake. The one with chocolate, vanilla and little choco crumbs. I also love that sweet gooey icing they use to write messages on the cake. I remember throwingthe left overs in the fridge and pampering my sweet tooth for a good week. The habit continued with daily pints of Haagen Daaz that lodged themselves in my gullywutts. No worries. The following year I hit a solid growth spurt and reallocated my hard earnerd assets. That ice cream's sweet poison. But it was all worth it. Definitely worth it. Now I'm immune.

5 years ago... I was living in Miami between my junior and senior years working as a pony riding instructor at a small summer camp. The job rocked. Kids are such characters and the company wasn't too shabby either. Some of my friends signed up for the job and I met a couple more there and still share tales of the experience. One day, for example, we get to the coral and who do we see but Diablo, the cocoa pearl steed mounted atop Cinammon giving her the sweet raw deal as if he were churning cream at a milk farm. We laughed as Cindy, the superviser struggled to intervene in nature's affairs.

1 year ago... I was walking down breezy breezy Cabarete in pitch black night, arms and smiles interlaced with the one I love. It was a weekend honeymoon, an interplay of extasies and an awakening of chambers the heart didn't even realize it had. Her hips were lips that spoke in serene songs, her neck was warm against mine, our eyes, rolling backwards in heat. Talk about spontaneous combustion.

Yesterday... I lost my virginity. Hehehe. No. Just kidding. I still haven't lost it. ;p Yesturday I learned about a lake that reflects the sky. At first the lake was bursting in waves, crashing, swirling, swooshing, waves whirling against waves and wind. From its point of view the sky didn't exist. Slowly the lake started calming down and the waves disappearing into the void. Calmer and calmer until its was as still as ice and perceptive as a mirror. Suddenly the entire sky opened up and the lake was able to see something that had seemed missing, but always there. I also got into discussion as to the ups and downs of a gel ink pen. Basically the pen writes superb except at high speeds when it leaves gaps in the stream. The ink is sharp and of high quality. Naturally this is a pen that I want to be dealing with. it dries quick too. But the flaws are there. It costs about $2.50 for starters. And it runs dry in under a week. Not worth it. I'm waiting to earn my quail feather. Now it's just ballpoints and keypads. Also, when hanging around debating whether or not to go out we came up with a place for stoners to hang out without any heat. There'll be an array of items to blow up and wig out on including a spiral staircase that never ends, a room that's entirely black and white and a sensory deprivation chamber. It's the perfect place to go if you want to do somethin but not go out. The only flaw was, well, stoners. What fucking stoner was going to get off his cloud pillow and actually go somewhere? At first we thought not many. If the place was going to work it was more going to be because of lucrative funding from sponsors, not customer participation. No. It would exist solely for the sake of experiementation. But then we realized that our stoner motivation estimate was rather conservative. There are so many different stoners all with different habits that the population is so high there's bound to be some people showin' up. Anyways that was yesturday.

Today... Today I discovered the green side. It's somewhere between the good side and the dark side, though placing it in such a dualistic spectrum does it less justice than it deserves. The green side is the most perfect place for me to be, mostly because green is my favorite color. Blue is cool to, so is fire. Blue fire must be the bomb. But it doesn't compare to green fire. The flaming wick of life, green is organic chemistry, it lives, breahtes, reproduces and explodes into several shades of colors that complement each other as elegantly as a forrester's pallette. I was definitely in the green side and in synch with laws of self induced causality. It's very easy to point out mistakes in others and overlook them in oneself. Ever forget something on your lap only to stand up and hear it smashing against the floor. Phones are the usual suspects. So are other items, some of great value. Today one of mine went flying and smashed into the gas station floor. Ah fuck it. The story's too long for this survey. It was Aesop shit.

Tomorrow... I have a date with the planet space and though time doesn't exist I'm not going to be late.

1 year from now... I'll probably lose my virginity 8===>()

5 years from now... Front row seat to the beginning of a new Time. Oh yea, and I'll find my virginity.

5 snacks I enjoy... white chocolare chip cookies, (with) cookies and cream ice cream, sake, throbbing cooter, spicy tuna rolls

5 songs I know all the words to... Knocking on Heaven's Door, Light my Fire, Pyramid Song,

5 reality television shows I watch... I don't watch TV.

5 television shows I watch daily... I don't watch TV.

5 things I would do with $100,000,000... Burn it and throw the ashes out to sea. (After helping out my momma of course)

5 locations I would love to run away to... Oaxaca, Amazon, New Zealand, Big Sur, Tibet (and everywhere in between

5 things I like doing... Reading, Writing, Camping, Tongue Kissing, Stretching Further

5 things I would never wear... my thong sticking out of my shorts, V necks, makeup, cock ring, hair dye

5 recently seen movies I like... oh geez ummm none really

5 famous people I'd like to meet... Jonny greenwood, Tony Vigorito, the Jesus man, Satyananda, Shakti

5 biggest joys of the moment... peace, progress, sadhana, harmony, imagination

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