PERSONALITY TEST

TAKE YOUR TIME WITH THIS, BE HONEST, AND YOU WILL BE AMAZED
BUT FIRST- MAKE A WISH:

I wish to explore myself.

PUT THE FOLLOWING FIVE ANIMALS IN ORDER OF YOUR PREFERENCE:
HORSE, TIGER, PIG, SHEEP, COW

Tiger, Cow, Sheep, Horse, Pig

WRITE ONE WORD THAT DESCRIBES EACH OF THE FOLLOWING:

DOG: Playful
CAT: Sly
RAT: Sneaky
COFFEE: Energetic
SEA: Rolling

THINK OF SOMEONE, WHO ALSO KNOWS YOU, AND IS IMPORTANT TO YOU, WHICH YOU CAN RELATE THEM TO THE FOLLOWING COLORS:

-DO NOT REPEAT YOUR ANSWER TWICE
-JUST NAME ONE PERSON PER COLOR

YELLOW: Anthony
ORANGE: Javier
RED: Kelly
WHITE: Abuelo
GREEN: lucy W.

FINALLY, WRITE DOWN YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER AND YOUR FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK:

24
Teusday

FINISHED?

BE SURE THAT YOUR ANSWERS ARE WHAT YOU REALLY WANT:

LOOK AT THE INTERPRETATIONS BELOW:

BUT, BEFORE PROCEEDING, REPEAT YOUR WISH:

I wish to find myself.

ANSWERS:

(1) THIS WILL DIFINE YOUR PRIORITIES IN LIFE:
COW signifies CAREER
TIGER signifies PRIDE
SHEEP signifies LOVE
HORSE signifies FAMILY
PIG signifies MONEY

(2) YOUR DESCRIPTION OF DOG IMPLIES YOUR OWN PERSONALITY
YOUR DESCRIPTION OF CAT IMPLIES THE PERSONALITY OF YOUR PARTNER
YOUR DESCRIPTION OF RAT IMPLIES THE PERSONALITY OF YOUR ENEMY
YOUR DESCRIPTION OF COFFE IS HOW YOU INTERPRET SEX
YOUR DESCRIPTION OF THE SEA IMPLIES YOUR OWN LIFE

(3)YELLOW: SOMEONE YOU WILL NEVER FORGET
ORANGE: SOMEONE YOU CONSIDER YOUR TRUE FRIEND
RED: SOMEONE YOU LOVE
WHITE: YOUR TWIN SOUL
GREEN: SOMONE YOU WILL REMEMBER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

(4) ON THIS DAY YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE
(BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND THIS TO 24 PEOPLE)

What!?! This was a chain letter. Goddamnit! So much for my personality. That’s it. I’m out of here…

-Ralph Martinez